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Posted Saturday January 13, 2007, 8:39 am, Over one day old
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I'm not going to sit here and pretend to be a big shot movie director, but I'm pretty sure being an extra only means one thing. You suck. Watch this clip from Factory Girl and see the excellent acting by Mary-Kate. The camera will slow down so you can see her in the black dress.
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I don't know impressed Nicole Richie is with Joel's Crane Kick, but i'd be pretty embarrassed if I were her. If I ever had a girlfriend that tried to pull that shit, I'd wait outside her house and hit her with my car.
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Richard Gere gave a speech to over fifteen thousand prostitutes on Wednesday, urging them to use condoms. He even forced the crowd in India to chant:"No condoms, no sex!" Now there is a radical change." I have superhuman DNA, much better than that crap DNA the people in India are using.
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Yah, smile it up. The only way Vanessa Minnillo could get hotter is if she had pictures of me all over her room. I know my secret basement under the porch has plenty of candles and pictures of her. And a few dead hookers. And 4 children.
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This is Gwen's new video, Sweet Escape. I'm still trying to figure out why all these posers say: "she's so hot, and she's got her own style." No, she's ugly, and looks like she cut her hair with a weed whacker. Don't even watch this video, she'll just make you want to rip out your eyes.
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No, that's not an up-close picture on a cricket, that's Paris Hilton being classy as usual. I hope I got this posted before people ate their breakfast, because I would rather walk in on my parents having sex before I masturbated to Paris.
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Donald Trump has decided to take his insults to another level. Sincerely, Donald J. Trump P.S. I was surprised that you let your spat with Barbara get into the newspapers, but, as I have always said and as you proved with Rosie, the magazine, you are very self destructive.
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I still don't understand what the fascination with Keria is. She has the body of a damn 10 year old girl. If I saw her laying on my bed, I wouldn't know if I should have sex with her or use her as an ironing board.
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Rosie O'Donnell and Barbara Walters got into a huge argument over the Donald feud yesterday. Rosie lashed out at Barbara in their dressing room, calling her "a [bleeping] liar," and was furious with Walters for not sticking up for her during the feud.
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