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And when the votes were tallied at Midnight PST that day, Janet was evicted and booted from WFME — leaving her banned from commenting on this blog until September 1st. Do you want all of them diabetic or something?” That comment was left on August 9th, 2006 at 10:03pm.
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The commenter who ends up getting the most votes from readers will be kicked out of WFME, and not allowed to comment on any WFME post until September. When someone votes via the contact form — if they’re the secret nth person to vote they will get the immunity.
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Read Today We Will Vote Out One Of Yesterday?s Commenters (Links)
The people at Post need to do one thing and one thing only: get rid of the bran. You know, there’s got to be some kind of cereal filler plant operating in the Midwest — and all they do is create these crappy filler cereal pieces to be thrown in and among the good cereal stuff.
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I mean, to imagine these strangers getting up from their couch, putting down their food, going to the door, looking out the peephole, seeing nothing, opening all the chain locks and deadbolts to see what’s outside, opening the door, looking around and seeing NOTHING!?
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It sort of sucks that, because of this post, my other post about The Action Figure Based On Me has now scrolled off the main page of this blog. This proved to be a huge problem because no one wants to read a post from Sunday when they’re living on a Saturday.
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From here on out we should give the Tooth Fairy a makeover that will put her back into a positive light that children will not fear….but will embrace. They no longer come in the night unannounced, but children will setup meetings/appointments with them via SMS text messaging.
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When opening a door for ladies (of which you should always do), make a click-clicking with your tongue and exclaim, “There you go, girl!” When drinking a beer of any kind, always extend your pinky finger to illustrate how cultural you really are.
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Read Ten Rules for Pretending To Be British (Links)
I can’t help but imagine the very calculated meeting that the people from Lamisil had with the director who pitched his take for this commercial: Lamisil: “So, what do you have in mind for the commercial?” Director: “I see an abandoned land.
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Read Words For Your Enjoyment: Animated Toe Fungus (Links)
WFME: “Honestly, we’re just over the moon over here today at WFME that we could get the time to talk to you.” The Rolled Up Pashmina Currently Pretending To Be Tom Cruise’s Baby, Suri: “So nice to be here, Paul.
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It’s got a weak pansy slippery handshake.” But the super-strength grip would be only one of many awesome features that the action figure based on me would contain. He’s got a super-strength grip and when you press on his back he gets all up in arms about life and stuff.
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